toast babies are what they sound like, baby toasts. made with tiny pieces of
bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and
both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have
at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have
someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents
allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you
to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing
offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love
and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast
children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid
that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast}
the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and
to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies
being gone also.
bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and
both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have
at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have
someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents
allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you
to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing
offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love
and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast
children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid
that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast}
the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and
to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies
being gone also.
person 1 walking up with a bag of mini bread
{not to be confused with mini waffles}
and a toaster says to person 2
"will you make toast babies with me?"
"gasp," says person 2. "what an honnor of course i will help you to make our
toast babies"
then they scamper off to find an electrical outlet and make their toast babies.
{not to be confused with mini waffles}
and a toaster says to person 2
"will you make toast babies with me?"
"gasp," says person 2. "what an honnor of course i will help you to make our
toast babies"
then they scamper off to find an electrical outlet and make their toast babies.
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One of the most gross, disturbing, cringy, and shocking comics of the sonic community.
As equated with 2 girls 1 cup. This is probably the most deeply disturbing it can even reach to destroy your childhood.
The comic as it goes with tails in a bench and cream and whoever else's baby but once it gets further, it gets shockingly disgusting.
Tails had sex with the 2 girls and makes them to defecate or poop on each other as goes all with a comic equated with scatphilia and pedophilia.
This is how taken too far the sonic community will ever get, even behind all of the sonic deviantart and rule 34.
So never read this, otherwise will get disgusted and traumatized by the images of it stuck in your head.
As equated with 2 girls 1 cup. This is probably the most deeply disturbing it can even reach to destroy your childhood.
The comic as it goes with tails in a bench and cream and whoever else's baby but once it gets further, it gets shockingly disgusting.
Tails had sex with the 2 girls and makes them to defecate or poop on each other as goes all with a comic equated with scatphilia and pedophilia.
This is how taken too far the sonic community will ever get, even behind all of the sonic deviantart and rule 34.
So never read this, otherwise will get disgusted and traumatized by the images of it stuck in your head.
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As a Christian fundamentalist, who considers herself "morally superior" to liberals and who demonizes teen moms and pre-marital sex, she opposes sex education in public classrooms and has cut funding to a shelter for homeles pregnant teenage moms, even though her own teenage daughter Bristol is knocked up (and about to enter a shotgun wedding with the embryo's father), thereby earning Palin the title of Hypocrite of the Year, Every Year.
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