Ballpark Burner

When you slather hot spicy stadium mustard on someone's forehead and they proceed to rub it on your taint, ass and balls.

"After the game the mascot gave me a ballpark burner in the dugout"

by TheBarnacleBoys March 25, 2017

Bunson Burner

A girl that viscously breaks up with you.

Jeff: bro i just got dumped over text.
Julio: man your ex is a bunson burner

by Doppinator December 25, 2020

Lung burner

an instance of passing gas in which the common sulphuric particles are much higher than normal, simulating the sensation that would feel like a person's lungs were burning upon inspiration (breathing in or inhaling.)

Something's not agreeing with my stomach, if I fart, it's gonna be really bad, possibly a lung burner.

by mprfct gntlmn October 24, 2009

burner shoes

usually white shoes that you let get super dirty, you don't care about the way they look anymore, but you keep them and wear them

yeah i know my shoes are dirty, they're my burner shoes

by lrp69 February 23, 2023

Biscuit Burner

A degenerate middle school/high school aged child who runs up behind people with a lighter and sets their crotch area on fire. The child will then proceed to yell about how they got "Biscuit Crisped" and then runs off leaving the man with a burning cock n' balls.

Bob: Who is that?

Joe: That's Billy, he's the worst Biscuit Burner in town.

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL January 6, 2021

wagon burner

A word for those who want to die fast in school.

Fuck man i just called that Indian a wagon burner I better call the police fast.

by Stuart Man December 25, 2005

hair burner

a homosexual who works at a salon.

"Ew, what's that smell."

"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."

by Paul October 9, 2003