5 definitions by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL

Street Swinger

An old man, typically a nursing home escapee, who stands on the streets of urban areas and swings his genitalia from side to side. When confronted by the cops, he usually runs away. A popular trend for the elderly in the South Eastern U.S.

Kid: Mommy what is that old man doing?

Mother: Look away Jimmy, it's a Street Swinger!

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL June 15, 2020

Spoafe

When a man opens his coitus flap and lets air in. The air will travel to his balls and go out his penis. It is the male version of queefing.

"I Was at dinner and I let out a quick spoafe"

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL March 12, 2022

Biscuit Burner

A degenerate middle school/high school aged child who runs up behind people with a lighter and sets their crotch area on fire. The child will then proceed to yell about how they got "Biscuit Crisped" and then runs off leaving the man with a burning cock n' balls.

Bob: Who is that?

Joe: That's Billy, he's the worst Biscuit Burner in town.

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL January 6, 2021

Cock Sucking Fetus Boy

A young male who seeks out older men to give them head in public places and then continues to say that he has a sex life. Acts like a tough guy and says stuff like "Ill kick yo ass pussy" even though they are often too small to do so, hence the "fetus" part. They usually grow out of it and eventually become an ok person.

Nathan: What the fuck!? Jimmy?!?

Jimmy: Oh shit Nathan what the fuck!?!?

Nathan: Are you sucking off my grandpa?!?!

Jimmy: I can explain!

Nathan: Imma record this shit bruh. You a cock sucking fetus boy.

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL June 10, 2020

Buffalo Stew

A group of young men, typically under the age of 21, will stand in a circle around a stool in a public restroom (movie theaters, mcdonalds, and 7 elevens are common meeting spots) and proceed to jerk off into a bowl on top of the stool and whoever ejaculates last has to drink it all. Essentially, a circle jerk with a catch. In rare cases, they will ejaculate at once, and if that happens all of them should proceed to drink it all with straws. The person who drinks the most of the semen will be given the title of "King Slurp".

John: Ready for Buffalo Stew later?

Alex: Yeah, I got my stroke going for practice and everything.

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL August 10, 2020