Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.

“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025

Bon

The strongest element on earth, loved dearly by Dhun

1. Bon the Bunny
2. Hello Bon
3. You are so cute Bon.

by Seb19 June 14, 2025

Bon

The name for the structure of the wood before it is lit and hence a bonfire.
The structure can be made from a range of wooden objects such as sticks etc.

Look over there, it is a bon
Shall we build a bon?

by BonMan6308 April 5, 2024

Bon

The alternate definition for the structure of a bonfire before it is lit.
Can be made of a variety of materials, typically from wooden materials such as stick etc.

Look there's a bon.
Let's build a bon.

by BonMan6308 April 12, 2024

Lebon bon

To shove a LeBron James toy up your ass, then take a shit while cumming the LeBron James toy.

Dude last night I lebon bon and I had to throw my LeBron James toy away because it was so nasty

by poo-nut-sandwich April 17, 2024

Le bon bon

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My sunshine away

I love my Le Bon Bon

by Sexywexy12 April 25, 2024

Bon

A little midget who is a leprechaun and built like a donut and sucks at overwatch and swims in his pot of gold all day and has no rizz and is a gooner not an edger.

Your such a Bon

by drakessnake69 May 12, 2024