baste

bastard (n.); short for bastard (though with a long "a" vowel sound)

Bainz is a big baste.
Roof ain't nothin' but a baste.

by wount January 27, 2020

Bastion Booger

the funniest professional wrestler in the history of WWF. I saw him win a match by falling on his oponent, then he belched and ate a banana with his mouth open.

Bastion Booger rocks! Bring back Bastion Booger to the WWF

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

by T June 5, 2003

Sweaty Bastard

This term derives from the popular annual video game series 'Fifa'. It is used as a dig to describe a video gamer who ONLY scores sweaty(cheap) goals which normally consist of cut backs, double cut backs, lobbed though balls and one-two's...

A sweaty bastard loves footballers with preferably 90+ sprint speed and a formation with 5 at the back.

"You sweaty bastard, 'Insert Insult' " *Rage Quit*

A couple of youtube examples:
watch?v=J4jv3ePEb6M
watch?v=be8t--LYBsQ
watch?v=fLAwYTzp94I

by PWride January 7, 2012

dumb bastard

Someone who is dumb and likewise a bastard.

Ira is a dumb bastard.

by DJ Deezy January 9, 2008

bastard

• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.

Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

bobby bastardseed

A man who has children with several women that he does not support, legitimize , or accept responsibility for in anyway.

Bob does not support his children but continues to be a Bobby Bastardseed and spread his semen around the world.Thus creating more bastard children.

by A.J.Kilgus June 10, 2006