alaska

Alaska is a unique state at the most northern point of the united states. Although not connected to the lower 48's we like it that way. If not for the fact that we couldnt possibly defend our selfs we would and could be our own little country.. The best weed, people, and snowbording!!!

"alaska girls kick ass!!!!"
"unlike anywere else in the world"

by lizak August 20, 2007

aplast

noun

A Duck, doing the splits, while wearing only one sock

Oh my goodness!! I was at the like and I saw an aplast by the shoreline!!!

by Chilly-Chill-Will November 14, 2007

Alastair Sim Boys

--Proper noun

An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1951). This group often rumbles with the Reginald Owen's Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.

Werewolf: Who's your favorite Scrooge?
Dunce: Patrick Steward.
Werewolf: And this is why you'll never be part of the Alastair Sim Boys.

by theedingo1 November 21, 2010

alaskan frozen pipe

The act of shitting In a condom, freezing it, then using it as a sex toy.

That guy made a huge Alaskan frozen pipe!

by Bobbetr October 17, 2013

Alaskan Flesh-light

The Alaskan Fleshlight is any short of object intended to cool your dick as you fuck it. It could be a wet sponge in a pool noddle. It could be a water balloon filled with cold water.

When I was in college, I got so lonely and hot I had to create my own Alaskan Flesh-light for my own enjoyment and to cool off.

by Sweet_Daddy July 26, 2017

alaskan bubble blower

after fucking a girl anally when you have successfully cumed in her ass she starts farting

G:I think you should give me an alaskan bubble blower

B:FINALLY!!!!

by DudeNss April 21, 2008

Alaskan prank call

the alaskan prank call is a sexual stunt being used all around the world. It is when a man cums all over a cell phone, sets it on vibrate, and shoves it up a girls ass. He then calls the cell phone to vibrate to the womans delight.

hey did u hear about that alaskan prank call i gave debra? no but i heard girls really like those.

by twoguys onehorse June 24, 2009