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uber-autism 

A person can, not be autistic but still have Uber-Autism. Uber-Autism is when a person is very smart or skilled but does extremely stupid pr dangerous shit.
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves
person 1- I dont know why but I cant stop doing dumb shit even though im very smart
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism

dirty autism 

when you brutally rail someone on the low functioning spectrum and act like it never happened
Jd pulled a dirty autism on Devil and juji
dirty autism by WinterNGlory May 14, 2024

using autism as an insult 

literally the worst thing you can ever do. shame on you if you do this, it is the lowest form of stupidity
asshole: "theyre so autistic"
not stupid people: "were you just using autism as an insult you little bitch"

Fullmetal Autism 

Fullmetal Autism noun
Means someone who really enjoys the series Fullmetal Alchemist
"Me and my friends have Fullmetal Autism. We adore watching Brotherhood and hope to one day watch the '03 version"

Weaponized Autism 

When your sick of your autism and you want to spread it.
exactly like how you weaponize an IKEA pencil.
Person 1: Ugh, having autism is so bad!
Also Person 1: I WILL WEAPONISE MY AUTISM.
Also also person 1: I will spread this everywhere. no one will survive.
Also also also person 1: I will call this: "weaponized autism."

Vancouver Autism Theory 

Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.

Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.

Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl
Vancouver Autism Theory by Isabel <3 November 20, 2024

Generation Autism

The generation of people born between 2025 and 2039, formerly known as Gen Beta.
Bro 1:"Did you hear there's a new generation of kids called Generation Beta."
Bro 2:"Nah bro get your facts straight, they're called Generation Autism."