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alternian

A language used by trolls on homestuck it is read from bottom to top and right to left it resembles daedric but upside down and reverse hence the alternate
Karkat was speaking to sollux in alternian
by HometuckObsessed March 4, 2015
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alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.
My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.
by Aireas April 2, 2016
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alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.
Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.
by RBAK January 25, 2017
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alternatrix

A complete God at overwatch who never backs down from a fight unless there is mountain dew and doritos involved.
That dude is such an Alternatrix, he's killing the other team...
by miniturfsoil November 22, 2017
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altera

A named passed down from many generations, he is usually very handsome and loves his family and a hard worker and provider
Altera is such a great Guy!
by bumfuzzled1 May 1, 2018
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Alternative Kale

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’
by Les1077 June 20, 2018
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Alternative Model

A type of modeling in which models do not conform to more mainstream ideals of beauty. Instead they focus on different styles such as fetishist, goth, emo, punk, steampunk, fantasy, burlesque, grunge, sci-fi and many other various styles. It is generally the most eclectic style of modeling.
Some notable alternative models are Mosh and Dita Von Teese.
by CelticEagle February 19, 2019
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