Exposing a Joseph Allen

Term for blowing a spy's cover and used it to escape, dodge or evade the truth.
Named after Joseph Allen, who Vladimir Makarov iced after he does the massacre on an airport named after his master, in No Russian.

Underling: There's a rat on us.
Boss: Everyone, I'm Exposing a Joseph Allen on our group. *Shoots the underling* There, everybody knows that we never tolerate snakes on our group.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Josh Allen

Patrick Mahomes’ Son

“Yo did you see the bills game last night? Josh Allen was incredible!”

by Walk It To Em Wentz June 4, 2022

Jacob Allen

A fat kid with contacts that thinks he is very smart but is actually very stupid. He likes to brag about his grades to his friends.

Jacob Allen has a small pepe

by Eelam9 February 12, 2019

Port Allen, LA

The armpit of Louisiana. All high schoolers think they are country/redneck. Blacks will wait till you are 4 feet from them and walk out in the street in front of your moving car. At night. Just about the ugliest and most boring place to live on earth.

"Wanna go to Port Allen, LA?"

-"Fuck, no."

by Uhhhhhh Huhhhh August 6, 2009

Allen's Coffee Brandy

Magical Mood changing elixir.

Caffeinated alcoholic beverage available in Maine and New Hampshire. Tastes like an iced coffee. Better than kalhua

When you're really dragging from last night's hangover, Allen's will get you ready to start again.

by Stephenie Albert June 10, 2004

parker allen

One who shaves with melissa's razor...mmmm shaved penis ahhhhhhh

see peach see peach explode

by jesus February 8, 2005

ryan allen

The twat in your class who is obsessed with Nick Jonas

Why is this kid being such a Ryan Allen??

by ryanallen November 30, 2016