Vicarious Pimp Agent

Someone who prostitutes friends and/or relatives in order to leach joy from their impending success in a given "field".
You need to go practice your throwing today Mr. All-Star quarterback. College offers don't come easy

Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.
by Its Gotten Old October 07, 2012
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Microsoft Agent

The technology used for BonziBUDDY and MaxALERT. Made by Bill Gates.
BonziBUDDY uses Microsoft Agent technology.
Microsoft Agent is a fun way to make characters come to life with technology.
by LogoMan404 May 09, 2024
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Agent Bee

Agent Bee is a nice guy in discord, he may get angry but don't worry... He calms down that fast. He got banned from landfall for too many warnings. He is probably stupid like orange juice gang or ceiling gang, very stupid. You can find him in the servers called Beerothers, Landfall Mod Center, etc.
Person: Look! That's the dumbass Agent Bee dude! Mods: YES
by dudeguyidk May 21, 2020
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IRS agent

I hope that that IRS agent shoves a gun up his ass for stealing my green
by Commit tax evasion May 30, 2022
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Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape
My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years
by Teachers-names-endme January 02, 2024
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Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape
My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years
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Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
by groovybill October 21, 2010
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