An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.
Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.
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Get the ass-ault mug.Refers to da blame laid on da highway-department foreman's you-know-what if da blacktop-repair job isn't done properly.
D.O.T. foreman: I always research a job thoroughly, make sure dat da site is cleaned and prepared properly, and tell my workers to pour and spread da tar correctly, so dat hopefully nobody will come after me with an "assfault" complaint.
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Alternative spelling of "assault," pronounced the same.
Past tense is "assulated," pronounced the same as "assaulted." There is no such word as "assulate."
Past tense is "assulated," pronounced the same as "assaulted." There is no such word as "assulate."
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“Consumers are growing resistant to the daily adsault on their attention spans.”
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