n. Masterbating whilst mentally reliving past sexual failures and "Trying to put right what once went wrong."
I totally blew it with the hot chick with the big jugs last night. She walked away 'to talk to her friends' and I knew she wasn't coming back. I ended having a Quantum Wank over her when I got home so my balls didn't explode. Those puppies weren't hard to forget!
by Lucky Bastard MK1 May 5, 2010
Get the Quantum Wankmug. A mitten used to aid masturbation. Often knitted from wool. A posh alternative to the wank sock.
Available in male and female flavours.
Available in male and female flavours.
Tobias, my mom just found one of my wank socks and put her hand inside it!", "Dude, you really need to buy a wank mit, they're washable too
by WankMit April 13, 2011
Get the Wank Mitmug. Wanking casually, usually when a person wanks whilst talking to a friend and having a generally good time. Often happens at social gatherings
by JakeCookieee August 29, 2015
Get the Casual Wankmug. Shaun liked nothing better than a Romantic Wank after a long day at the office. Put on some Barry White run a hot bath light some candles and charm the snake while getting freaky like Grace Jones until bed time.
by PoOpa FoOker March 23, 2016
Get the romantic wankmug. I like to get in a preparatory wank before I pound my wife into the mattress, but I have to be careful or I won't be able to cum, just pump her dry pussy for an hour before giving up.
by Strokher Ace November 27, 2013
Get the preparatory wankmug. Anything that makes a Karen cream her pants. This includes but is not limited to:
Being told she must do something
A request of hers being refused
A new rule being implemented
Any opportunity to complain
More than one manager currently available
Too much lettuce on their fast food burger.
Being told she must do something
A request of hers being refused
A new rule being implemented
Any opportunity to complain
More than one manager currently available
Too much lettuce on their fast food burger.
by KosherBob January 6, 2021
Get the karen wankmug. A wank that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution.
1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
by Harold Bishop's Love Child March 2, 2010
Get the Disaster Wankmug.