Jimmy - "Hey!!How are you?"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Mum - "How did you go on your report??"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Teacher - "Why did you punch Timmy the cripple?!
Timmy the cripple - "TIMMEH!!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Teacher - "Go to the principal's office this instant!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
***PWNAGE***
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Mum - "How did you go on your report??"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Teacher - "Why did you punch Timmy the cripple?!
Timmy the cripple - "TIMMEH!!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Teacher - "Go to the principal's office this instant!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
***PWNAGE***
by Tiblz January 3, 2008

When you take one square/sheet of toilet paper poke a hole thought the center of the sheet and put the paper all the way down by your kuckel and wipe your ass with your index finger then use the small dot that you poked though to clean the feces from underneath your finger nail.
by iiBovice July 31, 2009

A female that is not attractive. I watched an episode of leave it to beaver. This was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated
by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

A yellow towel that Pittsburgh Steelers fans wave during games. It is also used to wipe away the tears after their fluke of a team gets crushed by the New England Patriots.
Thousands of Pittsburgh Steelers fans used their terrible towels as hankchiefs after Roethlisberger threw another interception which Harrison promptly ran down the field for a touchdown.
by The Sub February 2, 2005

boy: what a towel head
him: HEY DON'T SAY THAT DON'T STEREOTYPE GOD DUDE LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW GET OUT YOUR BOOOOOOK
him: HEY DON'T SAY THAT DON'T STEREOTYPE GOD DUDE LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW GET OUT YOUR BOOOOOOK
by vanillapebblez March 24, 2013

by MerMerSanders December 14, 2010

by J745fizza May 1, 2006
