the rubber gummer

the rubber gummer is oral sex performed with a condom on, usually to avoid std's

keith got the rubber gummer to avoid a std, thank god for condoms.

the rubber gummer is usually performed by girl with rotten jibs!! or a gap between her two front teeth so big that you could park a transport truck sideways.

by honkytonk23 January 25, 2011

Rubber mallet

A dummy

In a shed full of sharp tools you are the rubber mallet.

by G Moon November 04, 2020

Rubber sucky

Euphemism for sucking on a dildo in the bathtub for someone else's enjoyment.

Dude, your sister posted a rubber sucky on her OnlyFans, and I saw bubbles coming up from the water.

by rosewilting March 20, 2022

Neck Rubber

A mooch, as in a person who comes up behind you and rubs your neck to ingratiate themselves to get you to share what goods you might have.

When the Legion distributed food for Federal employees on Tuesday it was strictly for them Not for neck rubber people

by LimeadeYouth January 23, 2019

rubber paycheck

When your paycheck bounces because the company is broke as fuck

Who knew a company could be so broke they give out rubber paychecks

by adudl March 08, 2017

rubber goose

a third wheel, but better phrase

boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?

by peaceandloveabby April 23, 2018

rubber necking

to do a double take or look back at a hot or attractive person while walking.

*hot girl with big bust walks by*
guy: *looks at back at her*
girl: *hits guy* you were totally just rubber necking her. You're supposed to be paying attention to me.

by whatitreallyis December 26, 2016