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Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020
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Fixing the Cable

Chris and Natashlyn were fixing the cable while I was singing karaoke.
by RollTides0124 June 22, 2022
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Fence fixing weirdo

When your mum fixed fences and you’re as skinny as the stick under a tree
Damn broski as if his mum fixes fences what a weirdo they’re all as skinny as his legs, his mums really a fence fixing weirdo
by Ur dog ugly November 22, 2020
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fix a ho

Slang for a woman who gets into relationships with men who admit they have big flaws but sees them as a project to work on - savior complex
He's a mess but I'm such a fix a ho that I'll date him anyway.
by Darqueace February 23, 2024
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I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I
I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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Mixing It To Fix It

The concept of a pimp secretly dealing drugs, engaging in fraud, armed robbery, home invasion, etc. to main his flash and glamour as if all of his money came from the earnings of prostitutes. Doing this openly is referred to as "macking". However, real pimps don't do any type of hustling because pimping is a lifestyle, not a hustle. Pimps look down on both "mixing it to fix it" and "macking" because it is not considered true Izm.
Mixing it to fix it the Motor City Mack, taking crazy chances.. counting out rack.. the world is mine, one brick at a time.. or send her to the blade, one trick at a time.
by G. Twilight March 20, 2024
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Miss Fix

Miss Fix will be the sweetest thing that ever happened to you. (Or Cali) if this happens to be your mother, you know you will never be let down by her amazing advice
Miss Fix is the best mom in the entire universe
by Skunkem June 28, 2023
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