Gayler Brown

An agressive atheist, fat ass, hypocrite who shits on the bottom of the toliet. Best comebacks involve turning the insult back at the person who insulted him.

Example
Me:
"Gayler, you're a fag!"
Gayler:
"No! You are a fag!"

More examples of Gayler:
"You believe in God? HARHARHARHARHAR! You are by far the stupidest fucker alive!"

"How bout I.....______ face!"
"shit on your"
"fuck your"
"sit on your"
"kick your"
"cum on your"

"Christ! Gayler Brown just ate all the children of a Somalian village, and then shit them out on the bottom of the toilet!"

by 203 G March 8, 2005

brown laser

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea

An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.

by txba397 December 20, 2008

brown eyes

The most common eye color in the real world but the most uncommon eye color in fictional literature

She had dark brown eyes, the color of tumbling boulders or damp tree bark.

by Cluelessfool September 17, 2017

brad brown

The action when you stick your finger in your asshole and then make a mustache on someone else's face.

Dude i so just want to go up and brad brown him for pissing on my beer.

by Psychoholic July 14, 2014

Brown Aussie

When a World War 2 Australian pilot shits himself, ejecting fecal matter and animal semen into the cockpit of his plane, while being chased down by a Japanese pilot in the skies above New Guinea after having sex with a wallaby. This action turns the entire canopy of his fighter brown in color.

Rei Sen 1 to Rei Sen 2, that limey yellow toothed criminal just shat his pants! I got a Brown Aussie at 1 o'clock!

by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013

Brown Musket

Brown Musket describes a sexual act which typically involves at least one male. It occurs when an individual takes a dab of excrement onto their finger and then inserts it into the pee-hole of an erect partner. The pinky is most often used, but more advanced 'Brown Muskateers' often graduate to the use of the larger digits when a willing partner is able to withstand what is usually considered an intensely painful experience. The source of the fecal matter used is irrelevant but most often belongs to one of the involved participants. Extra points are earned the heavier a musket is loaded. Common side effects include urinary tract infections, as well as pissing shit.

Mary was mildly disgusted, but not altogether surprised when Ian's dick tasted like shit after she delicately performed her first Brown Musket on him.

by slithering succotash August 18, 2016

Brown Harmonica

When one performs analingus on a women while fingering her vagina.

“At an orgy, I received a Brown Harmonica from an Indian man.”

by Sheepluv420 August 13, 2017