drunk plunk

A type of drunk texting where the person or persons in question are so drunk that they fumble uncontrollably with the keys on their blackberry (hence the terrible spelling errors) as they plunk an angry text message to their ex-girlfriend, ex-husband, or other unrequited love.

A: Wow guess who just texted me.
(reading)
"Ur ssuch a btch i cant beleve u ccheeted on me u whorre"

K: Don't even worry about it, he was definitely drunk plunking.

A: Yeah, but the drunken lips speak the sober heart...

by best of luck w/ the hangover? December 24, 2010

complete fucking plank

A phrase used to describe someone that has just done/said somthing so stupid, you'd think it's not possible

G. W. Bush: They misunderestimate me
Tony Blair: You complete fucking plank!!

by the lad sat down June 14, 2009

plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 7, 2003

plank

a flat-chested woman

- That chick is a real knockout!
- Too bad she didn't grow any knockers...
- Yeah, she's a plank.

by plankspanker February 25, 2009

plunk

to send a text message (usually with a picture, mms) of yourself (preferably while) pooping. Usually nothing explicit, ideally it's discreet enough to draw the reader in and actually open the image and possibly even zoom in to see what's going on.

Named for the fact that when you drop one, you make a plunk sound.

sent a picture of my shoes with my pants around my ankles accompanied with the message "YOU GOT PLUNKED BITCH"

by Bleedscarlet October 20, 2010

Phonk

Phonk is distorted cowbell music, most known for being aggressive. It was popularized by people like KSLV Noh, Kordhell, and other Distorted Cowbell Phonk makers. Also means Innovation, Independence, Determination, Courage, Sincerity and/or Activity.

"Dude, this Phonk is crazy!"

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

Kur PLunk

When a girl rides a guys dick while he is taking a shit.

Joe hurry up and give that bitch a kur plunk so I can take one too!

by Justin April 1, 2005