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Your ass sucks buttermilk

"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.
Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
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Harry Potter sucks 

Fanpire: "Harry Potter sucks, Jacob/Edward is soo much better."
*Harry aparates into the room and kills her with a deadly curse*
Harry Potter sucks by cakeoroverdose September 6, 2010
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self sucker 

a guy who can suck more than half of his own cock. you have to be very flexible to do this!
last night, i watched jeff turn into a self sucker, and suck more than half of his 9inch monster.
self sucker by in luv w/ a guy frnd November 13, 2006

SUCKUTARY 

A secretary who's job is to get under your desk at work and suck you off.
A good suckutary doen't need to be told when to get back to work.
SUCKUTARY by PimpDisco April 26, 2006

sucka fish 

G rated replacement for the phrase, "Stupid Bitch".
Victor: "YOU LEFT THE MONEY AT HOME!?!?"
Kathy: "yea :("
Victor: "SUCKA FISH!"
sucka fish by V!k+3® February 17, 2009
emo sucks, just look around at all the crying teens that cut themselves and wear their hair in their face while they listen to awful music, see my point?

Dude, emo sucks, is that how you really want to be remembered?
emo sucks by Sarah Lambert February 26, 2008