milk store

the place daddy had his final moments.

I'm going to the milk store sweetie!

by cryznotcrys December 2, 2022

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

snack story

A type of activity to read a book of something about snacks.

It's time for a snack story.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Sloppy Stork

The sexual act of two homosexual men sticking their penises in pickle juice. They then proceed to use pickles as gay dildos whilst they master bate to the Vlasic Pickle Stork mascot.

Damn, Jamal gave me the best sloppy stork last night.

by Pickled_Penids420 February 24, 2023

shithead store

Store that tends to attract shitheads (see the highly accurate definition of shithead). Examples include: gas stations, convenience stores, weed dispensaries, liquor stores, tobacco stores, CBD stores, etc. The dirtier and less organized, the better for the typical shithead. Though many of the products can be purchased down the street at more reasonable prices that are cleaner and better organized, shitheads seem drawn to these shithole places by the decor and the smells.

Ryan left his 3-year old at home to make his daily trip to the shithead store to purchase cigarettes, mad dog 40, a candy bar, and soda.

by Shitheads unite! February 28, 2023

weed store

A place to buy “weed” or marijuana.

I’m going to the weed store to get some crack

by anonymous March 3, 2023

Shit storm

The act of emptying your bowels based on the terrible weather from the storm.

Bro, I heard Titties shit his pants again when they were driving through the bad weather. Talk about a shit storm

by DD Alwhiney March 5, 2023