Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle 

a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin

i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie

Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle by b-rent December 19, 2004

penis erotica

Best Band in the world

check out www.peniserotica.tk and get some of there tunes

I went on the penis erotica website and thought that the music was terrible

penis erotica by Harold McFugbelly April 14, 2004

Penis Glove 

When a girl acts like a 'dish' or such a good lay so much that the only redeeming value they have is that they can fit onto a penis, hence: a penis glove.

that chick, such and such is dating is such a penis glove, like I heard he even switches on her.

Penis Glove by extrenuating July 17, 2010

penis plunger 

A word yet to be put into action. Simply put, this is the rare occasion where a male receiving oral sex against the woman's will is not satisfied, so said male cuts off his penis and slams it down her throat in order to prove she is in fact a Democrat.

Male: You can't give head worth shit.
Female: Its against my will! I would never su...
Male: How do you like that? Never thought you'd turn out to be a Democrat, did you?

penis plunger by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

Penis Crown 

when the penis is so big and bulged that it wins a crown. able to be sucked hard and gutted out.

Chelsea H. is such a nasty slut she awards penis crowns to every guy she has fucked. DAMN SLUTS.

Penis Crown by Normuh July 13, 2007

Penis Trays 

Fun little items. Perfect for BBQ's.

"o mai this penis is cold"

Penis Trays by Anonymous September 4, 2002

penis pimp 

noun. a gay pimp, ususally quite annoying

fag: yo man, i'm a penis pimp
normal people: wtf

penis pimp by sekio October 20, 2004