Mikey Power

When you stick your hand up her but and wank yourself off whilst banging her doggy style

I started to get bored so I gave myself the old Mikey Power

by Carnivorous Koala August 30, 2025

Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X

Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.

by ItsActuallyX September 4, 2025

Là ponderà

Là ponderà is a drink in made up at 4 am on Saturday. It consists of sunny delight orange juice, about 2 teaspoons of lime juice, then you could add tonic water/club soda, flavors of sprite, or unflavored sparkling water, but that it optional.

Heyyy Bobby!!! Let me get a glass of *choppy Mexican accent* LÀ PONDERÀ!!

by Kxrmastinky October 1, 2025

Premature power cored

When someone used their power cores too early.

For ex: “
Manajena: Grobie used his power cores during the Alliance Vs. Alliance event a day early “ ?
Docz: Yes he premature power cored all over alliance centre 1.

Grobie premature power cored a day early during AvA.

by Doczr October 7, 2025

Missionary Power Bottom

Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.

“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”

by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025

having power

possession of control, authority, or influence over others.

They worried that having power or too much could lead to corruption.

by hshdhdheh0991727 November 24, 2025

the power of mitchelli

the power of the greatest monkey of this generation...; a a a e e aiaiai oi oi oi e e e u u u.. MONKEY-

Human 1: we don't have enough power to defeat the ooh ooh ahh ahh..
Human 2: but.. we do..
Human 1: what?
Human 2: the power of..
Human 1: MITCHELLI
Human 1 & 2: the power of mitchelli!! *shoots a giant beam*
Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh: OIOIOIOIOAHAHAHAHAOOIOIOOIOOIOIEAEAEAEEAEAEAEA.... *disintegrates into ashes*
:D

by school_chromebook_user January 5, 2026