MITNL

Maybe in the next life

"hey bro, will you ever experience true love?"
"MITNL"

MITNL by Something_unoriginal June 29, 2026

Mitch

1. To suddenly stop responding to texts, calls, or messages for an unusually long period of time, causing friends to wonder whether you're okay or potentially deceased.
2. To unintentionally alarm everyone by disappearing from communication without explanation.

"Dude, you've been Mitching for two days. Just send a thumbs-up so we know you're alive."
"Sarah hasn't answered anyone since Friday. Is she Mitching?"
Text: "Mitch?"

Mitch by WillTwerk4Snacks July 11, 2026

just mittens 

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?

AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.

just mittens by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005

Mikey Mitchell 

A synonym for a Class I Offense. Commonly used at the United States Coast Guard Academy.

Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.

I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.

Mikey Mitchell by CGA September 24, 2008

the mitch pose 

A photo that is used to call out another over the internet. Usually in a board on forums, this type of photo is nothing extravagant, but is instead a pose of quiet challenging. This type of photo brings legions of followers in these internet wars.

Let's all do the MITCH POSE!!!!!

the mitch pose by Leon Natsume January 9, 2008

Brick mits 

1) Someone not to be trifled with.
2) Brass Knuckles.

1) "Yea I agree shawtyis fine, but she belongs to brick mits over there."
2) "When the fight was broken up, the stupid squantch-nugget got arrested because he had his brick mits with him."

Brick mits by Hooded Avenger August 10, 2008

pine mitten 

the progeny of a pine marten

that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...

pine mitten by paddymoo March 8, 2009