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Dick Swinger

Somebody with a very low IQ, who likes to assert their dominance in a situation where they are either ill-informed or uneducated. They are often self contradictory or hypocritical in their views, but will stop at nothing to swing their dick like a helicopter to show how strong they are to overcompensate for their general lack of knowledge.
Look at these dick swingers protesting the government while wearing MAGA hats.

That guy Brian is a real dick swinger. He screamed at me because his sandwich came without “Letus”.
by Mars1834 May 5, 2020
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Dirty Dicking

Having unprotected sex with mutiple people
That guy is known for dirty dicking. He has 3 women pregnant at the same time.
by The-Optimistic-Lioness September 26, 2017
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dick fencing

Where a group of males - typically working in IT - have to prove they are top ape by means other than physical strength or ability to provide, and do so via verbal (email/IRC) jousting with their intellectual prowess. Normally only witnessed amongst groups of beta males.
I went to a meeting at Head Office last week and spent half a day listening to the guys dick fencing about design patterns.
by somerset shirley May 14, 2005
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Dick Fucker

A word that Alex Gaskarth (lead singer of All Time Low) uses to refer to Matt Squire. Whereas Alex says that his brain is only capable of taking two words out of nowhere and stringing them together in order to curse.
Matt: Go sing!
Alex: Hang on, Dick Fucker!
Matt: Dick Fucker? You don't know how to curse.
Alex: I don't. All my mind if capable of is taking two words out of nowhere.. HEY YOU SHIT BASTARD.
by jennalikesthrust May 22, 2009
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lick dick

the physical act of producing sexual gratification on a male individual by using a tongue to create frictional contact over the penis. Sensitive pressure receptors in the penial skin produce singals that result in an euphoric sensation. This may lead to orgasm.
by tonywashere April 5, 2011
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Dick Check

1. A male Knowingly or Unknowingly thrusting his crotch into a oncoming ( usually Unaware person )

-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."

Note*

Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!

2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.
1. "If that dude doesn't slow down he might DICK CHECK that person who's bent over!"

2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!
by MRSD_beejay March 12, 2009
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Dick Cheney

The "vice president" of the United States who is calling the shots behind George Bush's back. He is other wise known as the forerunner of the Anit-Christ. The most diabolical scum to walk the face of the Earth. He outsources our jobs to China, India, Mexico, and illegal immigrants so the legal population of the United States will have no jobs and will have no jobs and crash into poverty. Say it with me! "DOWN WITH DICK CHENEY, DOWN WITH THE DEVIL"
by skyclaw441 December 12, 2008
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