Urban Dictionary Word Definer 

In most cases, a single, lonely person desperately seeking attention and "internet reassurance." These people are so close to the bottem of the barrel of self esteem, that truely, writing unoriginal and hardly creative definitions for words or phrases - or making new words to define - helps them cope with their daily routine of social awkwardness and unacceptance.

Social outcast John, contemplating a mass homicide at his nearby school while disillusioned with his daily buffet of video games and internet surfing, stumbled upon Urban Dictionary, and was reassured that his life had new found meaning, as he now had perhaps a chance to fit in with other rejects across the world! Maybe, just maybe, John had a chance to become an Urban Dictionary Word Definer, and perhaps even get the coveted Word of the Day honor!!

Urban Dictionary Word Definer by I'mAboveYou July 1, 2009

urban dictionary failure 

One who has all thumbs down in thier definetions. It doesn't matter if they have been writing since 1999 or 2007, all we know is that they need to stop if they suck so much

that guy with all the thumbs down in his definetions is an urban dictionary failure

urban dictionary failure by DizzyLizzy January 29, 2007

Urban Dictionary User 

You are a user that somehow stumbled upon this definition, you may or may not approve it. These people are the most brutally honest people when it comes to the internet. To the person reading this definition, this is you, this is all of us.

''Are you a Urban Dictionary User?''
''Hell yeah.''

Urban Dictionary User by heretoraidanddestroy October 1, 2020

Urban Dictionary Rerun 

When you get the urban dictionary word of the day, then wake up hours later and find you've looked at over 50 definitions.

Guy one: Dude you missed my sons' birthday party.

Guy two: Yeah, I know, I got stuck in an Urban Dictionary Rerun

Urban Dictionary Rerun by kablamskie353 January 3, 2010

Urban dictionary-off 

when you and a friend each exchange links to urban dictionary definitions and you try to out-do each other in sheer depravity of the definitions. Whoever makes the other person wretch first, wins.

Me and Josh had an Urban dictionary-off and i almost threw up when we he sent me the link for an 'alabama hot pocket'

Urban dictionary-off by the loiterer November 7, 2010

urban dictionary syndrome

Urban Dictionary Syndrome (UDS)- When a person goes to urbandictionary.com to search up a word and ends up clicking on pointless links and adding retarded definitions to words like "soggy bananas" and "yellow Ke$ha." Afffects procrastinators strongly. Symptoms include headache, fatigue, and extreme pileup of work to be done.

person #1: Why haven't you uploaded those pics yet?

person #2: It's not my fault, I have urban dictionary syndrome!

urban dictionary syndrome by hermioninie January 6, 2011

Urban-Dictionary-Faggotry 

Being a faggot and putting words found in any dictionary on Urban Dictionary.

fireworks

JULY 4

explosives meant to annoy your neighbors.

"BOOM"

"I hate that geezer, he got mad at me just for shooting his dog. It was only an M80."

Wow. You sure do love your Urban-Dictionary-Faggotry

Urban-Dictionary-Faggotry by dogpiss July 6, 2011