diet cock

tiny cock

I've seen Jack in locker room, he is a toal diet cock despite how he brags about his girth... B.S.

by jimissobored May 31, 2015

off the cock

(Of a woman) Not having sex.

Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.

What's with all the meanness, girl?! Someone's off the cock...

by SomewhereElse August 16, 2016

Hydra Cock

When you’re turbo wasted and can't put on a condom cause you’re seeing multiple phantom dicks instead of one

Last thing I remember was me hydra cocking out of control, so I just gave up and passed out.

by Pam Landry December 12, 2015

The Flaming Cock

A Dencorub handjob

Brent isn't gonna make it to brunch this morning; Sharon gave him The Flaming Cock last night.

by RKilly June 23, 2019

Cock Roach

A creepy individual who is constantly propositioning for sex from a male, and uses vulgar ways to get their point across. Like Cockroaches (the bug) an advance by Cock Roach is never wanted and usually comes at a bad time or in an unexpected location.

I was minding my own business at the coffee shop when this Cock Roach came over and offered to give me a hand job!

by PhanLahmp July 15, 2019

Cock Cannon

A swiss army knife for the cock. A modified penis that shoots semen at a rapid pace, and using an ammo bag rather than testicles. It can shoot nearly any substance at a high FPS and fire rate, especially semen. This tool is often used to overload a vagina and flood the cavity.

John: "Fuck. I pulled the trigger on my cock cannon. Three orphans just died."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."

by Jockstrap Cowboy June 7, 2019

Diet Cock

a typo my friend made when she was trying to say "diet coke"

"Do you like Diet Cock?" -Arin

by Kairoen June 10, 2018