Jacob Day

A tall cutie patootie with beautiful eyes and a smile that’ll make your heart melt.

Jacob Day might not even know how awesome he is but everyone else can see it. Definitely boyfriend material 🥰

by Person who watches tiktok June 7, 2022

Garth day

Garth day is a holiday celebrated on March 6th, the day after March 5th. It came to be a holiday in 2018 and it’s currently still celebrated. On Garth day you celebrate freedoms, god, pants, and cake, and good weather. It is always warm on Garth day.

Person one- “happy Garth day”

Person two- “let me go get my Garth day pants”

Person one- “great idea! We should pray about jeans”

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Paulius day

The day Paulius pays. It usually on the 8th of december

Today is 4th of december, its Paulius day

by Pauliusloxas December 7, 2021

Dark days

When one is going through difficult times

David said to Sebastian " we are seeing dark days"

by Lisa Neuvo May 27, 2018

Greatest day

when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.

i just had a dream that I had the "greatest day"

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Anime Day

August 13th - The day Americans pretend to know about Japanese culture by binge watching anime and dressing up like clowns. Inspired by YamatoCon, the first standalone anime con in the USA.

"These frickin' weebs gather round the body pillow and the Otaking leaves presents there for Anime Day."

by Otaking April 15, 2022

PW Day

The first day of springtime warm enough for attractive females to wear flesh baring clothing after a long winter.

The name is derived from the Roy Orbison classic Oh Pretty Woman. The correct utterance upon seeing an attractive female on PW Day is "Mercy!", also from the Orbison classic

Happy PW Day, I love springtime on 5th Avenue....Mercy!!!!

by R Snyder December 3, 2007