Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020
Get the Wet Splatsmug. by Sugarspiceanseverythingnice May 10, 2022
Get the wet his assmug. When you use someone's tights as headphones and threat their genitals like DJ console/ chk chk chk the records.
For instance (You're in a club with your homie and notice a gym girl)
Dude1: DAMN, she's fine! The things I'd do to her.
Dude2: I'd be her Wet DJ anytime..
Dude1: BRO-
Dude1: DAMN, she's fine! The things I'd do to her.
Dude2: I'd be her Wet DJ anytime..
Dude1: BRO-
by GenericEgg June 28, 2024
Get the Wet DJmug. Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.
by Spade of the Nation August 31, 2008
Get the Wet Wildermug. 
Colloquial term used to describe the act of drinking lager beers, or 'wets'. The term can be separated into it's component parts, 'sinking' and 'wets', with either used in isolation - for example one can drink wets or sink beers. However, it is widely accepted that this kind of cross-terminology is best avoided and the traditional 'wet-sinking' used exclusively.
In relation to wet-sinking are associated descriptive terms such as 'wet-shy' or 'wet-nasty' , the former referring to an individual who either abstains from a sufficient amount of wet-sinking or does not reciprocate the purchase of wets while the latter means an inebriated state that may occur as a result of a lengthy wet-sinking session.
In some corners, wet-sinking may be accompanied by song such as the well-known anthem 'We're on the wets'.
In relation to wet-sinking are associated descriptive terms such as 'wet-shy' or 'wet-nasty' , the former referring to an individual who either abstains from a sufficient amount of wet-sinking or does not reciprocate the purchase of wets while the latter means an inebriated state that may occur as a result of a lengthy wet-sinking session.
In some corners, wet-sinking may be accompanied by song such as the well-known anthem 'We're on the wets'.
Coco and Richard were out wet-sinking again last night. Coco was so wet-nasty, he exposed his old scatch in public!
by Wet-master July 23, 2018
Get the Wet-sinkingmug.