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School Football 

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Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?
School Football by Lochstar! June 14, 2023
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school • school bus • School Lunch • School Shooter • school shooting • school of hard knocks • schooled • School Bathrooms • school computer • School Of Rock

School of Hard Knocks 

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What uneducated, depressed, lonely, dropout, (usually American) drug addicts put as their education on any social media platform because it makes them feel better than admitting that they couldn’t pass the basic high school requirements.
Job: Thug/Drug Dealer at Your Mom
Education: School of Hard Knocks
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School Lunch In The U.S 

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Having to choose what to eat everyday is a hassle! Everything is just so appetizing. They have choices that range from a mystery meat patty wrapped In soggy waffles to rock hard powdery bread that break your teeth when you bite into it! My personal favorite is the frost bitten carrots with ranch that give you diarrhea. There is also a specialty on Fridays, pizza bagels! (Uncooked dough in the shape of a bagel, expired tomato sauce from 1978 with some cheese slapped on.) That one is sure a fan favorite. If you’re lucky, sometimes it’s in the shape of a glorious rectangle. How spectacular is that!? We often also get bright orange fries In this weird spike shape and fruit cups that nobody can ever open. If you do succeed to open it, it will splat all in your face and even down your shirt! We also have a wide variety of beverages. Chocolate milk that is basically chocolate water and regular milk with a slight rancid smell which are served in weak cardboard cartons that leak. If you want water, you will have to drink out of the water fountain which is never cleaned that everybody puts their mouth on. I hope this changed your perspective of just how beautiful and life changing this lunch can be. Have a great day!
I love eating school lunch In the U.S!
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School Life 

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(NOUN) The state of being in school, the life of someone in school.
“My School Life isn’t great”
School Life by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023
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School Dealers 

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A person who's either wholesome and sells chips, candy, Prime,etc just to earn money during school hours

.... Or a flat out drug or/and vape dealer
Guy 1: Hey its the School Dealers!
Guy 2: Let's go get him to get snacks!
School Dealers by Skskxl August 8, 2023
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school bathrooms

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Its a nightmare in there

In the guys bathrooms, the walls are covered in shit and on rare occasions, condoms and for some reason every vaping thug in the school huddles up in the bathroom to create the biggest vape cloud you could ever Imagine, suffocating you in a wave of citrusy minty Chocolate

In the girls bathrooms all the popular cheeto girls huddle up in the SINK making it impossible to wash you hands and they also always give you crude stares like what the fuck did i ever do to you, bitch?
Person:Bro the school bathrooms smell like death
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