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Parallel Parkinson's

An inability to parallel park. Sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open space before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.
Her Parallel Parkinson's always seemed to flare up when she found a space in front of a restaurant with a big window full of on-lookers.
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Rosa parks 

Rosa parks got clout from being black then got yeeted to the back of the bus.
Me: have you heard of rosa parks?
Someone: the one who got yeeted ni🅱️🅱️a
Rosa parks by Niko thicc June 16, 2018
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Black Cock Parking spot

A girl whose name starts with S and ends with Mantha. Usually a girl that has aggressively sought out the cocks of as many huge black men as humanly possible. This type of person has HUGE, DARK labia and is as loose as can be.
"It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway the other night having sex with Sam."

She has sex with SO MANY guys, their mess just pours out of her like a faucet. I never even got to know any of their names. Could just taste when it was a different guy...
She's more like a black cock parking lot than a spot.... Going down on her is always an adventure.

1. black cockaholic
A girl who has experienced a black cock, and becomes obsessed with them and takes every black cock they can get, it is almost like a disease they get.
boy 1 "Why does Sam always talk to the black guys"

boy 2 "she cant help it she is a black cockaholic"
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Parking Lot pimpin' 

Rolling in the parking lot and trying to pick up chicks with your ride
Parking Lot pimpin' by Hanz June 5, 2003

parking spot 

The girl who lets anyone in her pussy
Yeah, Sara's cute, but shes the parking spot.
parking spot by sarcasminak March 18, 2011

Parkerphrasing 

The technique of taking a definition and taking the least amount of words possible to make a short but still understandable definition.
Ex- He went over to the red smoking barn to go grab a soda.

Parkerphrasing - He went barn grab soda.
A man who is often times tall, strong, muscular, and attracts all the women. They often will have hoards of women swarming them at any given moment. Parker's are always the alpha. They tell the teacher what to teach and when to speak. They don't need to raise their hand in class.
Woman: "Did you see that Parker??"
Other woman: "You mean that strong, muscular, tall and handsome man that just saved that kitten??"
Woman: "Yeah.... hes so dreamy..."
*Everyone claps*
Parker by MyNameIsntParker July 14, 2021