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Achy Nuts

Achy Nut (syndrome) is when a man starts acting all bitchy and feminine like.

When levels of the male hormone, testosterone, starts to drop, your testicles become smaller and sometimes get achy and sensitive to the touch. The medical term for this is called 'hypogonadism'.

At the same time test levels drop, estrogen (female hormone) levels rise, and men can start exhibiting female like signs such as enlarged tender, breasts, oily skin, and mood swings.
"What's up with our manager lately? He's been in a bad mood. Who got him written up?"

"The fuck if I know! Looks like every day this week he's been all Achy Nuts on our daily conference call. Cutting people off when they crack jokes, going straight down the task list without allowing people to ask questions, and getting snarky with people for being just 2 minutes late for the call."
by Pedat Ebediyah February 5, 2014
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Nut Yesa

If something is a secret. Used in sexting (Slang)
BF/GF: you taken your clothes off yet?
You: Nut Yesa...

BF/GF: you into the kinky shit?
You: Nut Yesa...
by Subaru Someday January 15, 2019
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Dumb Nut

A dumb nut is a person who thinks highly of themselves but realistically they are very quite dumb which is where the Term Dumb Nut comes from.
by Raredog21-69 August 9, 2018
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stick nuts

Usually occurs towards the end of a hot day. Its when one's scrotum continuously sticks to the inner thigh.
I've been walkin all day. I got stick nuts going on real bad.
by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011
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Nut shrubber

A person (possibly animals, too, such as squirrels) who finds sexual gratification from rubbing their face on a bristly nut sack.
Alvin, a true nut shrubber, turns down the Goldbond cream, even when his cheeks and chin are chaffed.
by Pusstache October 21, 2013
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nut graf

Often the second paragraph in a feature news story, it is referred to as such because after the first line (or lead), you have to bust your balls to get the rest of the story out.
A: Hey how's that story on that suspicious white van coming along?
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.
by captain banana trousers January 16, 2017
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On my nuts

When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.
Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.
by Joan Vu October 31, 2018
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