Geek le Douche 

What you call someone who is being a geek, and a douche, simultaneously.

GLD: "Before i go, i need to check on my level 70 ogre on wow."
Me: What the fuck, geek le douche.

Geek le Douche by Krispy_Kreame November 23, 2007

Super Douche 

1. Means that you are more douchier than a douche bag and u are a complete and utter fucking mug.
2. Ure a CUNT!

Luke boi is a fuckin super douche!

Super Douche by bilza July 9, 2006

Nouveau Douche 

1. An ignorant man or woman who learns to fly-fish, brew their own beer, and perform other acts not for themselves, but for the approval of others.

"Awww man, did he take up flyfishing? Yeah man, he just grew out a gnarly beard and started to fly-fish. What a Nouveau Douche."

Nouveau Douche by willygski October 6, 2013

twinkle twinkle little douche 

A guy who is so blinded by his own ego that he thinks he can lead on any girl he wants and act practically like bf and gf then get back with his gf out of the blue leaving the other girl confused and wondering what went wrong...Twinkle twinkle little douche differs from douche bag because a douche bag at least knows he's a douche but just doesn't give a fuck whereas a twinkle twinkle little douche thinks he is god's gift to girls yet still thinks he is a "good guy" but for some reason still can only commit to high school girls because college girls intimidate him because they won't take his shit and worship the ground he walks on, yet would be way better gfs than his current one...term popularized by the MTV show "Is she Really Going Out with Him?"

Girl 1:I though he really liked me...? :/

Girl 2:He DID really like you, he's just a twinkle twinkle little douche so he thinks he can lead girls on until the next one or until he decides to get back with his fake ass, photoshopped skanky gf...

Girl 1: He can go fuck himself

twinkle twinkle little douche by regretbutdontforget March 27, 2010

WikiLeaks Douche 

some ass who tells your embarrasing secrets just because they can, generally teenage girls.

Emily: "Oh My God! Tanya told everyone i like Joe!"
Friend: "What a WikiLeaks douche!"

WikiLeaks Douche by Biggy T January 9, 2011

non-douche 

adj. never acting like a douche

i am a non-douche because i am cool

non-douche by levi parker September 5, 2007

Anti-Douche 

Someone high up in the corporate world, who has a lot of authority, etc., but is in fact NOT a douchebag, unlike most in his position, who would be douchebags.

-"Dude, that guy has so much authority, and he makes bank every year! what an ass!"
-"Yeah, but he's actually pretty nice."
-"Oh, sweet, what an Anti-Douche he is."

Anti-Douche by natedog636 March 4, 2011