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Dick Swinger

Somebody with a very low IQ, who likes to assert their dominance in a situation where they are either ill-informed or uneducated. They are often self contradictory or hypocritical in their views, but will stop at nothing to swing their dick like a helicopter to show how strong they are to overcompensate for their general lack of knowledge.
Look at these dick swingers protesting the government while wearing MAGA hats.

That guy Brian is a real dick swinger. He screamed at me because his sandwich came without “Letus”.
by Mars1834 May 5, 2020
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Dick Brain

The term used when a girl is so preoccupied with a crush she has on a boy that she is unable to function to any normal capacity.
Love, I have no appetite at the moment because I've got dick brain for Brad.
by rayclarko November 13, 2011
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dick riding

a person who seeks attention and is 24/7 talking or supporting someone that doesn’t know them.
mfs be dick riding for clout and its sad
by da shoe bandit August 14, 2021
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Grinch-dick

A dick that, like the Grinch's heart, is two sizes too small, specifically in girth. It can also be used to describe an extremely unusual dick.
"He's pretty hot, but he has a total grinch-dick."
"Ooh, that sucks."
by bowtheif November 21, 2016
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dick deflator

something so vile or disgusting that it has the capacity to deflate the erection that you may have attained
Samantha looks hot, but the fungus on her beaver is a dick deflator.
by Sagrr October 7, 2007
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Dick Throne

When a gentlemen provides a back rest to a female riding dick, by using his legs, creating a throne that you won't want to stand up from.
Cindy: Have you sat on Jack's dick throne yet?
Jane: Of course, I'll never turn down a dick throne!
by Mike E.D. March 4, 2009
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Eat a dick

by Makingshitup69 June 5, 2018
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