J-Laps

The act off masturbating while sprinting or running.

Today I did 5 laps of J-Laps to prepare for the competition.

by FF L October 2, 2025

j and a

Simps for each other brainless dont know why they talk and jj has a little🍤🤏 and avalynn is a🐍.

JJ and AVALYNN sitting in a tree s-i-m-p-i-n-g first come s then i then m and finally p-i-n-g.

by bigdaddychet69420 January 2, 2021

J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory

Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?

by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021

PB and J

Where you insert a little tube into the tip of the penis, and pumping peanut butter and jelly through.

Hey Brad! Let me give you a PB and J! It’s only gonna hurt a little bit!

by Mr. Bending April 12, 2024

Splushie J

A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints

Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up

by Definitely Not A Cheese Grater September 12, 2017

J. F. K.

When you explode on a girls face as she screams trying to get out of the car

Dude I totally gave Veronica a J. F. K. last night.

by Brenno69er August 13, 2020

big J

a boy so large that he physically disrupts earth's gravitational rules

"did you see that big J? what a bowling ball."

by welovetoseeit2019 March 26, 2020