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The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.
I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.
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olivia longo

very mean girl with pink hair who screams a lot and will beat you up whenever she feels like it
by olivialongosux July 26, 2022
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jonny longdong

Jonny longdong is a man called jonny with you probably allready know has a long dong
Have you heard of jonny longdong 'slong dong
by Jonny longdong August 13, 2022
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aiden longden

the sexiest person alive with a massive ding dong and a perfect personality
by kimykong tttt November 15, 2022
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an goofy ahh kid
who copy and paste everyone comments and called everyone bots and bashed people opinion and lied his age, backup account 13, 15

and call people racist for dms
and lied to another backup account called annoying orange

he reality pretend to be bellathewolf, budsfor
WindowsFan LongIslandRailRoad: Fuck you kid get a life you bot no one asked
Everyone: 💀
by TheRealDarkSecretEnds February 25, 2023
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schlonga longa

A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.
Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!
by David(BFDI) August 6, 2023
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twatty longlegs

A person whose movements resemble the bumbling of a daddy longlegs/cranefly, uncoordinated and directionless. Usually someone who is mentally ill prepared to be in any social situation or just out in public generally.

They also have rather odd, jerky head movements that assume they are struggling with basic concentration
Look over there, old twatty longlegs drifting down the road with the usual vacant expression
by Smordwith May 19, 2023
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