When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

Hym "Yeah, I don't feel like the world is on fire though so... Hey, why don't you fucking explain why I feel like I'm being watched you fucking asshole? You got a fucking YouTube video for that one? How about an explanation for why I shouldn't stab the next kid I walk past over what you are doing to me here? How about an audit of the billions of dollars that can traced back to me and an explanation as to where my fucking money is? That would make a good fucking YouTube video! Really! I got a knack for things like that. Yeah. You fucking explain THAT, you fucking clown."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

When someone gets angry at someone for doing a magic trick in the olden times, and makes a fire with you attached to it like a roast chicken leg.
PERSON: Hello!
YOU: wanna see a magic trick?
PERSON: No! Now you shall die in a sacrificial fire!
YOU: Fuck.
YOU: wanna see a magic trick?
PERSON: No! Now you shall die in a sacrificial fire!
YOU: Fuck.
by MirakatFursona January 19, 2025

When two gentlemen face each other with pants down. Both men begin urinating at the same time and fight each other's stream to see whose is stronger.
by Admin level 7 May 30, 2024

Refers to where a dragon uses its most famous capability to assist others in a positive and healthy way, such as to warm them up, light a stove or grill, etc.
Da heroic act of Pete's dragon in igniting da lighthouse's damp burner-wick is a classic example of friendly fire.
by QuacksO January 24, 2023

by Hacks October 21, 2020
