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Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies
Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911
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Urban Dictionary

the place you go when looked for opinionated statements on anything, almost anything. Nothing is not based from opinion here, it's all written by random people
Lets go on the Urban Dictionary for the dumbest definitions of words and statements!
by Kittyferns June 5, 2023
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Austin likes reading Urban Dictionary in his free time. Because he's stupid.
by AustinTheDum March 11, 2019
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uRbaN DICTIONARY

Urban Dictionary, but spelled like their logo.
Urban Dictionary has a really funky logo.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

1. A place where you get to read other people's opinions on things and thumbs down/thumbs up accordingly if you agree or disagree.

2. An online dictionary that has a definition for nearly every known word in the world.

3. What you're using right now.
Person #1: Hey, I wonder what the rest of the world thinks about Justin Bieber!

Person #2: Sure, just check Urban Dictionary!
by D-2k() June 19, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

The website which contains practical and true meaning of English words.
I don't know the meaning of a word, I'll have to check Urban Dictionary to know the practical meaning of such word.
by Non Violent Guy March 20, 2023
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All anyone talks about on the Urban Dictionary is sex.
by GuyThatLikesWater September 29, 2020
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