Two

Stupid fucking bitch who stole half the contestants and took x from four
Bro I hate two he sucks

Ya he does
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Two

The number of sentences between me and a billion dollars
Hym "Isn't it sad that two sentences of my thought are worth more money than 99.9% of people will ever make in their entire lives? And that's the sad truth... Life isn't hard. Its just convoluted... "

Cain "And I dont have to let you be better than me..."
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Two

A green number from The Power Of Two (youtube)

They have silly powers and can like kill people and stuff its really cool
Hey two when you bake a cake decorate it take it to the players who are save that how you know it's cake at staaaakkkkeeee
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Two-it!

V. In water polo, to pass the ball to the person w/ the Number 2 cap OR the 2-meter man
"Greg's open! Two-It!!!!!
by #2 November 07, 2004
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two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.
"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"
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The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl
There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.
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two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
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