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Candle cake

Someone skinny who acts sweet like cake and looks like a candle stick.
That candle cake Bitch thinks he’s smooth.

That candle cake mother fucker owes me money.

That candle cake boy ain’t never gonna get no love.
by Tallblondwithbigtetas February 3, 2018
mugGet the Candle cakemug.

cake

cake means ass
random creepy guy: hey! you’ve got some cake.

girl: do i?

random guy: yes.
by i describe words May 22, 2021
mugGet the cakemug.

Show Cake

1. (noun) a cake solely for show, especially at birthday parties or weddings where photos will be taken. Not to be eaten.
2. (noun) an exceptional butt, not solely for show. Can be eaten.
Gabe I need a show cake for my birthday.”
by Dr. Snrub May 15, 2022
mugGet the Show Cakemug.

cactus cake

When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020
mugGet the cactus cakemug.

cake on head

Used to describe a particular type of gay male. The ones who bleach / hair straighten / spike / toni&guy their hair to the point they just look silly.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.
Homosexual number 1 - "Check out that chicken in the Diesel shirt with the hot arms!"

Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."
by keeks August 26, 2005
mugGet the cake on headmug.

qui cake

Someone who is actin a fool, as a result you just want to knock some sense into them.
Kanye West is such a qui cake...like who would vote for him for president.

That fuckboy is just using me, what a qui cake!
by Quicake98mAs August 9, 2016
mugGet the qui cakemug.

cake with my tea

When someone is spilling the tea, and either they give you extra information (cake) you didn't expect, or another person fills in the gaps.
"I just got cake with my tea."
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*spilling tea* "Okay, you ready for the cake? She lied, she wasn't there that morning! She was with Karen's boyfriend!"
by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019
mugGet the cake with my teamug.

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