feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

feeding two birds with one scone by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014

birdseye lowdown 

the essential facts, the straight dope.

Cut to the chase means what's the bottom line or conclusion.

"What's the birdseye lowdown?" is similar but also involves the key details.

Here's the birdseye lowdown on the Vig ...

birdseye lowdown by mandingoe September 22, 2004

birdnest

a females reproductive organ

"i got that 7 day itch in my birdnest"

birdnest by Mauricia July 4, 2006

Birds-eye-pretty 

This is what you call a person of an over weight nature that uses camera perspective to give the impression they are much slimmer than they are. This is done by holding the camera arms length in the air towards the sky or ceiling and taking the pic. This is common in profile pics.

" Dude!- That girl from the dating site works at the mall she must have put on 50 pounds or she was Birds-eye-pretty!

Birds-eye-pretty by DamioWISCONSIN April 5, 2011

Birdology 

The language that is spoken between friends just after smoking weed. A very special dialect just for stoners. We go past superficial into deep and meaningful.

we are having a birdology session

Birdology by Lackmaster September 21, 2016

birdturd 

n. a term for white people.

subject 1: he must be a birdturd.
subject 2: why?
subject 1: he likes chunky cars going around in circles.

birdturd by joshp August 28, 2016

Birdwatching

To swallow a man's ejaculate.
Think of the birds that visit San Juan Capistrano every year (hint: they are swallows).

Jay: Have you been with that girl at the club yet?
Bob: Not yet. Does she birdwatch?

Birdwatching by Renee November 12, 2003