Best Friend Bandit

A person who has a new best friend every week. They typically go for those who give them the most attention.

"That girl is such a best friend bandit. She's with a new girl every week."

1: "I like your shoes!"
2: "Really? Wanna be my best friend!!!???

by lalalagirl49850934850 January 30, 2010

little folded friends

A reference to the pathos of my early life as an only child since in order to have regular friends, I needed to fold them into existence as origami ones.

I’m sorry that I won’t be able to come over tomorrow, Catherine, my little folded friends have informed me that I’m busy playing with them.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019

dude-friend

like a guy friend.

that girl has a friend, that is a boy. so he is her dude-friend.

by sarah! michelle! 21! October 14, 2007

guy best friend

someone who cares and loves you from the bottom of their heart, but would be weird to say since you're just friends. eventually, like me, you'll have feelings for him, but keep him while you have him. he knows all the tea and you love texting him. he gets 'night- high' with you and have deep conversations together. he says the sweetest things and sometimes gives the best advice like "don't ever say he is too good for you." i haven't got there yet, but snuggling in with him with a movie has to be the BEST. someone you wish you could kiss sometimes but always have to stop yourself to remind yourself that you're only friends. also, he could be your crush's close friend. sometimes he can be annoying as hecc, but in an admirable way. i personally am so afraid to lose him cuz he means so so much to me. -charis

kinda close friend: why do you always hang out and talk about ben? do you like him?
me: no sis. he's my freakin guy best friend, nothing else.

by initialscs February 16, 2019

back-up friend

an acquaintance that is only spoken to when all of one's real friends are absent.

A: Why were you talking to Erik that other day?
B: Dude, he's just a back-up friend. nobody else was around worth talking to.

by assgoblin82 February 3, 2007

Friend of Bill W.

A member of Alcoholics Anonymous (AA), and therefore (usually) a recovering alcoholic. Derived from the name of Bill Wilson (Bill W.), one of the founding members of AA.

If you are at an airport and have a temptation to head to one of the bars, instead have "Bill W." paged, as code for your need for someone from the program come have a "meeting" with you.

by Twelve-Step slang October 24, 2004

Google is your friend

A phrase said when someone asks you to explain something that:
A) They should know.
B) is not worth your time to explain.
C) is to long to explain.
D) you don't know.

A: What is an internet?
B: Google is your friend

A: What's D.I.B. mean?
B: Google is your friend

A: What is encompassed in Von-Steinberg's theories of eminent physiology?
B: Google is your friend

by thatSCAXguy April 20, 2011