han duv john

its a noun, and if a girl likes you one second and is unsure the next... then she is a han duv john

She's being such a han duv john, one minute shes all over me and the next she's with another dude.

by willbryant February 20, 2011

John Mayer

When you have a chick so horny, she doesn't even want to waste time taking her panties off, so she just slides them over to the side.

The gay equivalent is a Ricky Martin.

That opera had her so turned on, we John Mayer'd in the car.

by Mr. Bogins December 12, 2012

John Q. Adequate

Exellence incarnate.

JQA is the hottest, toughest, smartest and coolest stoner/journalist ever. Also, highly articulate and the proud owner of the most voluminous pen0r this side of the Atlantic.

Boy, you pimpin' like John Q. Adequate!

or

My mother was so glad to see me, as if I were John Q. Adequate himself!

by Borat April 13, 2005

pull an Elton john

This word refers to a husband divorcing his wife and later marrying another guy.

Bob>My dad left my mom for another guy
Joe> Whoa, your dad had to pull an Elton John on you to

by Krisy K. January 21, 2006

John F. Kerry

an insignificant LOSER.

We should promote peace, just tell me when its all over

by andrew April 7, 2005

John Wayne Gacy

A sex act where you water-board someone while having anal sex. Similar to having doggy style sex with your partner's head in a toilet bowl

If you bend your head into the tub and spread eagle, you are in the right position for a John Wayne Gacy

by TobogganCreamPies October 9, 2016

John F. Kennedy

One of the worst Presidents in American history. Like Ronald Reagan, he made everyone feel good, so they all loved him despite his complete ineptitude

Come on, people. The guy screwed up the invasion of Cuba, and got the US involved in Viet nam. I can't think of one positive thing he did

by Dillon Farnum April 23, 2005