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Space Monkey

Someone so into New Age ideas, psychedelics, or other alternative thought system that he or she becomes out of touch with reality. Also called Space Case.
Roommate: Are you even paying attention to me? You need to pay your share of the electric bill, NOW.
Space Monkey: Have you ever asked yourself, does the electric bill even exist, or is it all in our minds? What is a bill made of? If the bill could sing, what would be its song?
Roommate: Dude, that's it, I'm kicking you out, you flippin' space monkey.
by Christine Breese April 14, 2008
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Monkey Tennis

To be all things rock and roll life style related. ie sex, drugs, rock, roll, prostitutes, porn, booze, guitars, loud noise, dirty women, fighting, arrests, tattoos, yowza, etc
The Monkey Tennis Experience, Leeds based rock band are fucking YOWZA!!
by Barnarby Quim March 3, 2004
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brass monkey

"It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass money!"
by octopod May 29, 2004
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dancing monkey

A dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.

Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.
S.D. - Cmon now S,K we gotta go do this together.

C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!

S.K - *Ching Cling*
by kooni December 22, 2007
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Sock Monkey

A move done by a male. The Male places a woolly sock over his erect penis and jerks himself off into it. Once he has ejaculated, the male will stuff the sock into his partners mouth and say "Hows that for a Sock Monkey"
Tonight i'm going to give you a sock monkey.
by evil robaroo June 26, 2008
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chug monkey

a woman who is always so drunk and stupid one would think she literally has the brainpan of a primate.
meesh is such a fucking chug monkey. how can a woman always be as drunk and stupid as her.
by less indifference April 22, 2006
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horny monkey

that would be every single guy *cough* mark strickland *cough*
by amber February 26, 2004
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