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Dick Swag

1. How Good the male sex game is or is not .

2. An attraction towards the female anatomy.

3. Can be used for lame ass males .
1. Damn girl,i saw tyrone last night and his dick swag was impeccable .

2. Aye bro, shorty right there can catch the dick swag

3. Smh, that guys dick swag is on low .
by @DaKiddX February 27, 2011
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Dick Wad

The resulting mess of tissue paper and semen that occurs after a long night of rabid angry masturbation
"I jacked off so many times last night. I left one hell of a dick wad"
by Santis11 November 25, 2007
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Urban Dick

A derogatory term and a portmanteau of Urban Dictionary and Dick.
Referring to a person who sincerely believes on every crappy word and its meaning from Urban Dictionary just as he or she does to Wikipedia. Usually uses Urban Dictionary(dot com) for word reference instead of other credible sites.
An urban dick zealously visits the said site to expand his or her vocabulary with degenerated forms of English.
Dude: You need child supervision, amirite?

Mod: STFU Urban Dick
by William Dexter June 15, 2010
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Dick Cheney

The Vice President (in name alone) of the United States and Georgy's puppeteer. Helped fabricate intelligence so innocent American troops could go and die for the Halliburton Corporation. Has no problem doing this despite arranging five deferments for himself during the Vietnam War. Also has the full support of the racist radical right despite having a lesbo daughter.
"When are these chronic heart attacks going to finally kill Dick Cheney? Maybe he can get five deferments from hell."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 11, 2004
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Glass Dick

noun; Reffering to the object known as a crack pipe.
Commonly made from a small glass tube.
Crack Smoking women are commonly known to give oral pleasure to men for crack or money. Therfore we get the name "Glass Dick".
Tyrone: "Is Tameka sucking that -glass dick- again?"
Pookie: "Yea, looks like it."
Tyrone: "Damn she a crack head hoe."
by shoVel December 28, 2005
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Mule Dick

A completely useless person.

Given that a mule is unable to procreate, its penis is a waste of flesh.
HR messed up my paycheck again. What a bunch of mule dicks.
by nautonnier April 28, 2009
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Pulling a dick

Having the day off school/work when a valuable piece of assessment (such as a physics assignment or Math Exam) is due. Derived from Richard's name (the original and most famous Dick Puller)
1.
Teacher: Where is Richard today?

Random student: Ah he's not here today, he's pulling a dick.

2.
John: Are you going to school today?

Fred: Nah...I'm gonna pull a Dick...I haven't done my English assignment yet.
by funnydood April 18, 2008
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