box truck logic

Moving ahead with an asinine plan even though most normal people wouldn't even consider it.

Andrew is going to have his business buy a box truck that he plans to daily drive. That's some serious box truck logic

by robertxyyz123 July 2, 2015

salmon hog box

The act of performing oral sex on a female after the both of you have rolled around in mud like hogs for hours making the vagina sweaty and smelling like salmon

I gave Stacy the best salmon hog box on the farm the other weekend

by HogBoxBoy72 March 3, 2021

School box tops

This shits would come in anything little kids would eat and you would give them in to your teacher

Me: Did you give in your school box tops bro?
Friend: nah man i forgot them at home!

by nuggets_nuggets October 20, 2019

ur moms box

your mothers vagina

Jim:”hey, where are you going?”
Karl:”your moms box”

by robloxstorysareslay June 19, 2022

Box munching King

Usually a male named Jonathan who wears glasses and is low key a kiny monster. He has a 100% success rate in making a girl organism with his tongue as his glasses fog up.

did she hook up with Jonathan? Lucky girl because he is the box munching king!

by BurnsOnion July 13, 2022

Boxed like a fish

Its a term to use when you want to absolutely jinx your chances in a manhunt.

George: "Ooooo... Dreams boxed like a fish!!!"

Dream: *Proceeds to destroy the hunters*

George: "..."

by Ur great aunt Sharleen May 20, 2021

Box O' Fucks

A person who literally fucking destroys someone else's pussy with their sledgehammer dick.

I was given a Box O' Fucks by my son Timmy last night after I took his Nintendo Switch away, I should do it more often he's good at it.

by UncleFuncle April 10, 2020