Suck Presents

A Suicide Girls suggested euphemism for oral sex.

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.

by SGMinty September 9, 2008

would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

by MrnextX December 30, 2017

sucked to Kansas

When you wake up after a night of heave drinking and other unpleasantries, in the root cellar wearing ruby red slippers

He was sucked to Kansas last night

by 123456769 September 3, 2023

Suck up the city

when your cruddy vape store disposable weed pen is clogged and you have to suck on it sooo hard

Aw man. My pens all clogged now I gotta suck up the city :/

by Queensuckupthecity January 10, 2022

You know what band really sucks?

Sonic Youth.

Now I liked this band when I was younger but they have not aged very well. Their music all sounds the same also and it gets old fast. They are also very lame. Their only good album was the 1985 album Bad Moon Rising.

You know what band really sucks?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 11, 2020

National Suck a Dick Day

Suck my dick bitch. If u don't you are racist!

Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"

by anonymous April 2, 2021

Suck Dick Day

April 12th is the national suck dick day!
Come on ladies

I wanna suck your dick at Suck Dick Day

by Murstein April 11, 2019