(Noun) A person who satisfies our most primal and evolutionary instincts to mate with the most biologically fit organism to produce offspring. A primal nut is someone who is traditionally good-looking and makes you buss a nut just looking at them
by Swegolicious July 4, 2019
Get the Primal Nut mug.Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"
The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"
The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls
Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"
Joke courtesy of HIMYM
The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"
The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls
Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"
Joke courtesy of HIMYM
by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016
Get the crushed nuts mug.In the month of November no man or boy is allowed too bust a nut. This means:
No nutting
No sex or masturbating
Porn is allowed But you can’t nut
Wet dreams is allowed But if you nut you lose
If you forget and nut in the five first days of November its Okay as long as you dont nut the rest of the month and add ten extra days of no nutting
No nutting
No sex or masturbating
Porn is allowed But you can’t nut
Wet dreams is allowed But if you nut you lose
If you forget and nut in the five first days of November its Okay as long as you dont nut the rest of the month and add ten extra days of no nutting
Guy: fuck its no nut november
Guy 2: A shit I forgot
Guy: looks like you must do ten extra
Guy 2: kills himself
Guy 2: A shit I forgot
Guy: looks like you must do ten extra
Guy 2: kills himself
by My_cock-is_bigger’than-yours November 3, 2020
Get the No nut November mug.When a guy wears to tight of jeans, his nuts get all bunched up. The male version of a female camel toe.
by Floorguava August 27, 2012
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by CaptainIan July 27, 2019
Get the Nut Face mug.by Bump-Man December 12, 2009
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