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Daniel

Ravenous and energetic, Daniel is the kind of guy to point out that personality is independent of a name and start a half hour discussion on the obsession of humans drawing nonexistent connections. It can start a half hour discussion on just about anything. It'll answer "I'm better than okay" when asked if it's okay (which happens often). It claims to be "more sane than sanity" whatever that means. Neither a conformist nor a contrarian, and not even much of an individual, its intellectual flavor is best described as surpassing its own nature. Daniel is loud and dynamic. Can provide moderately stimulating entertainment for moderate amounts of time. Can provide mind shifting discussion for a very long time. Very simple person, either an intellectual philosopher deep in thought or a instinct-driven hedonist going mad from desire with little in between. Incredibly strong willed intellectually, weak willed everywhere else. Has an accidentally deranged smile that it shows everyone, has a truly perverted smile that it shows only its closest friends. Likes playing jokes like writing definitions about itself. Will gladly (under appropriate circumstances) become an item of furniture, and can become so, so much more. The kind of guy to ask you a question not because it wants to know the answer, but to get you to reevaluate your own understanding of truth. Never loses a debate, never wins anything else. Half life: (~8-∞) decades. If you know Daniel, then you know someone named Daniel.
"Are you okay, are you insane, Daniel?" -Example Human A
"I'm better than okay and more sane than sanity. But tell me, why do you think otherwise?" -Daniel
"What does that mean?" -Example Human A
"Do you have 3 hours? I can explain how to exit humanity." -Daniel
"Who asked?" -Example Human B
"I did." -Daniel
by Enlightened Chair November 23, 2021
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Daniel

An act where a white boy who is sexually attracted to geese and chickens. He makes them go bawk on his cawk and loves their feathry assholes.
I just pulled a daniel those eggs gonna come out with some extra sauce on them
by doodoolicker1983 November 23, 2021
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Daniel Wheelchair

an absolute spanner who will work in CEX all his life.
“did you see that bloke necking down g-fuel and red bull the other day

“must have been daniel wheelchair
by Hadacurry January 25, 2025
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Daniel Reid

Sweet answer:

He's the super kind, funny and overall just a very good person. Once you have him you never lose him. He can make you laugh everyday and makes you excited for the next day.
Dirty answer:

He's supppper hot with his hat off!!!! Man like take off your damn hat cuz u be making me sweat bullets for ya. Makes you want to sit on his lap. With a guy like Dan you could go all day.
Girl 1: Man I wish I was dating Daniel Reid
Girl 2: sounds like a skill issue
by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025
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Danielle CeizlerVarin

The most awesome chick ever! Everyone loves her because not only is she so much FUN to be around, but she is super loyal to her friends. Free spirited and creative, she loves to laugh and have a good time. She loves her friends fiercely and will defend them to death. Take caution not to screw her over because she will not take it lightly. (She has very few enemies, so if you become one - you definitely deserve it!)
I wish I were friends with Danielle CeizlerVarin.
by ItWasThe90’s January 26, 2025
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Daniel Radcliffe

Hym "Fuck Daniel Radcliffe. I am the thing you got paid a million dollars to pretend to be you fucking dork."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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Daniel

The guy with the skinniest jeans in Oxford.
"Yo who's that guy with the skinny jeans dafuq???"
"That's obviously Daniel"
by No 1 Nithilaa stan January 29, 2025
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