sex beard

When you grow the sides underneath the sideburns out so that it tickles the inner thighs of a female as your perform oral sex to give her more satisfaction.

"Look at that guy's sex beard, that must tickle her fancy!"

by Mike Samson April 29, 2008

Lesbian Sex

Twice the heat, none of the meat.

That chick is so Lesbian Sex. My Tofu Curry last night was entirely Lesbian Sex.

by Shappen'cack January 17, 2010

Text Sex

Using your cell phone as a devise to send sexy messages to your lover(s).

Jen: Did you see Gregory last night?

Denise: No, but we had text sex for hours.

by A Wilted Rose December 16, 2008

Artsy Sex

Sex that is so passionate/ hot and heavy that sex becomes art-like. Or the sex that two people who are so artistic have because they have nothing better to do than express their passion.

"Man, last nights sex on the bare floor with jamie was so hot and heavy that it was like totally Artsy Sex ."

by Sammeeyo November 3, 2005

Sex job

in the same vein as a blow job, it's sex in any shape or form

the pornstar said I got a sex job

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

sex robot

when somebody is very lonely and in need of pleasure so they buy a sex robot and it is always ready for anything.

Joe: Damn my girlfriend is out of town and I really want to have sex.. What do I do?
Tony: Buy a sex robot its not cheating.

by Homie123456789 April 9, 2009

sex box

a vagina that always wants it

Man! I'm really horny... I have a sex box in my pants!

by JPhabes December 16, 2009