one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)

The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight

by BubaMan January 29, 2014

run the hand truck

to jack off

My girlfriend is out of town so i'll have to run the hand truck tonight

by samill December 24, 2010

White Hand of Saurmon

When a Guy ejaculates into his hand, and face palms his sex partner in the face

Guy 1: Is Cassie alright? She looks abit White in the face

Guy 2 : Yeah she is Fine, I gave her the White Hand of Saurmon last night

by TheInsaneAus November 4, 2015

left-hand metamodernism

A meta-theory of the self-imago (self-image) in which the conscious is oriented to be emergent from sentiment.

Meta-idealism of the avant-garde.

Left-hand metamodernism argues that self-image (subjective irony) is emergent from sentiment.

by metawave February 19, 2019

hand rubbing man

hand rubbing man is a man that rubs his hands together very nice like, elegant like, and sexy like.

son: Hey dad who is hand rubbing man?
Dad: he is the hero of the hand rubbing tournament. He is the best!

by Handrubbingman March 2, 2020

Rag in hand syndrome

This is a technique used by dishwashers/bartenders that have nothing to do or dont want to work. They keep a rag with them at all times and when a manager or supervisor walks by they start scrubbing the closest thing to them so as to appear busy.

Jacob has the Rag in hand syndrome so bad that i think he may even sleep with it.

by Michael Knorrdan March 15, 2009

Second Hand Wasted

1.The feeling of being drunk when you have not been drinking, but are surrounded by people who are drunk.

2. Pretending to be drunk when you have not been drinking in order to fit in with people who are under the influence of alcohol.

Derived from second hand smoke

Astrid hadn't had a sip of alcohol, but the high spirits of the bar made her second hand wasted.

by CandyCane8226 June 5, 2011