sex on two legs
some one that is record breakingly good looking and sexy that provokes any onlooker to immediatly want to engage in sex.
sex on two legs by becandadrian March 8, 2009
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Sex Guitar
Common name for the bass guitar. Credited to its loin-frothing baritone grooves aswell as its slit-fizzing funk licks.
Are you going to the Manhattan Exchange gig Tonight?
Yeah, I hear their Sex Guitarist is daycent biy.
Yeah, I hear their Sex Guitarist is daycent biy.
Sex Guitar by J.C.ManhattanExchange November 6, 2009
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Sex Time
Sex Time by 3wisewomen;) June 16, 2009
Sex Out
Sex Outs or the act of "Sexing Out", is when a couple engage in INTENSE Make Out sessions and end up dry humping until both parties reach orgasmic proportions.
Where a female will be in her underwear (thongs not suggested) and the male in his underwear, and take his penis out for more pleasure but girls MUST keep their underwear on.
Also A safe way to enjoy Sexual relations without penetration.
Where a female will be in her underwear (thongs not suggested) and the male in his underwear, and take his penis out for more pleasure but girls MUST keep their underwear on.
Also A safe way to enjoy Sexual relations without penetration.
Sex Out by Lakeshore1234 July 29, 2009
Sex yes
"Sex yes!" (also "Sex yea!") is a new phrase that will soon catch on like wildfire. It dates back to May 22, 2007, when I invented it.
This is so damn catchy that I should get it patented! Let me explain the story of my discovery: this all started LONG before Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie and their "that's hot!". From when I was like 13 on, I would always say (and still do), "that's insert level of sexiness here sexy." I realize that a few years ago, Paris Hilton said that her new phrase would be "that's sexy" but I have DATED PAPERS on which I used to scribble "that's sexy" in school, and they were from way before that skank ever started using MY phrase.
It can be used in place of "Hell yes!," "Shit yea!," and "Fuck yea!". It has nothing to do with sex (and if it is used in a context involving sex, that is purely coincidental), just as "hell yes," "shit yea," and "fuck yea" have nothing to do with hell, shit, and fuck, respectively. It can also be used in place of "You bet your sweet ass _______"
This is so damn catchy that I should get it patented! Let me explain the story of my discovery: this all started LONG before Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie and their "that's hot!". From when I was like 13 on, I would always say (and still do), "that's insert level of sexiness here sexy." I realize that a few years ago, Paris Hilton said that her new phrase would be "that's sexy" but I have DATED PAPERS on which I used to scribble "that's sexy" in school, and they were from way before that skank ever started using MY phrase.
It can be used in place of "Hell yes!," "Shit yea!," and "Fuck yea!". It has nothing to do with sex (and if it is used in a context involving sex, that is purely coincidental), just as "hell yes," "shit yea," and "fuck yea" have nothing to do with hell, shit, and fuck, respectively. It can also be used in place of "You bet your sweet ass _______"
Sex Turkey
One side of the infamous duo, Sex Turkey and The Piss Weasel, scourge of children everywhere. Hated throughout the world for being a couple of total cunt slapping, cock swallowing lunatics, this pair of bastards can usually be found participating in a spot of online donking or frying their bollocks in butter with a bit of marmite.
Sex Turkey by FlotationDeviceLoverPortugese November 22, 2009
Sex story
A story that lonely people read and jerk off to on urban dictionary. Observe:
I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
Sex story by That.one.queer November 1, 2020